![]() ![]() Joey: “Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!” Joey: “Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.” Phoebe: “Really? Mine get me out of tickets.” Rachel: “I’m not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced.” Monica: “No, you go after them five minutes before they get married.”Ĭhandler: “Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I’m going to break up with you!” Put the mouse back in the house.” (Gunther) No, no, no, a bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island!” (Ross to Rachel) ![]() I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. ![]() “A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. You’re a paleontologist, dig little deeper.” (Phoebe) Ross: “Hello? Did you not read the Lord of the Rings in high school?” “You can’t have S-E-X when your taking care of the B-A-B-I-E.” (Joey) “If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.” (Phoebe) Phoebe: “Look I had a hard life, my mother was killed by a drug dealer.” Monica: “Phoebe, your mom killed herself.” Phoebe: “She was a drug dealer.” “SEVEN!” (Monica, after teaching Chandler about a woman’s erogenous zones) “SEVEN!” (Photo: Warner Brothers) Wait a minute… what was the Little Mermaid?” Monica: “You don’t think sharks are sexy do you?” Joey: “No. I’m a palaeontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones – fossils!” I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Ross: “How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. Zelner: “Yeah, they’re all he talks about, why?” Ross: “Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?” “Your collective dating record reads like a who’s who of human crap.” (Phoebe) ![]()
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